2 studnt rat me pdhte huye.
1st: kitne bje h.
2nd ne pthar uthakr samne grls hostl me mara.
1 ladki nikli boli: kamino ab to so jao rat k 2bjrhe h....:-p
Tuesday 14 August 2012
Sunday 12 August 2012
Dance Party
Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”
Girl reply: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
Titanic was sinking
Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !
Banta's Dream Woman
Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, "It was a flop idea."
Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"
Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, "It was a flop idea."
Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"
Kids Ka Paalan Poshan
Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
Murde Kitni Aaram Se Sote Hain
Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!
Short Term Memory Loss
Short boy: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget
if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.
Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin.
If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.
if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.
Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin.
If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge....
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…
Anda Hi Kyun Deti Ho?
♥Cool shyamu♥ Ne Apni Math Ki Madam Se Ek Din Puchha
♥cool shyamu♥: “ Miss Kya Aap Murgi Hai? ”
Madam Hairani Se: “ Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho? Main Tumhe Murgi Nazar Aati Hu? ”
♥cool shyamu♥: “ To Miss Aap Mere Har Test Mein Anda Hi Kyun Deti Ho?
♥cool shyamu♥: “ Miss Kya Aap Murgi Hai? ”
Madam Hairani Se: “ Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho? Main Tumhe Murgi Nazar Aati Hu? ”
♥cool shyamu♥: “ To Miss Aap Mere Har Test Mein Anda Hi Kyun Deti Ho?
Ishq Wahi Hai Jo Ho Ektarfa,
Ishq Wahi Hai Jo Ho Ektarfa,
Izhaar e Ishq To Khwahish Ban Jaati Hai,
Hai Agar Ishq To Aankho Mein Dekho ,
Zuban Kholne Se Ye Numaish Ban Jaati Hai..
Homework & On the Bus
A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
Thinking about getting married.
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Funny Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Funny Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
Did you hear about ...
Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)?
If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."
Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)?
If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."
Saturday 11 August 2012
90% Marks hai
Boy-Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 90%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 90%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate
1 Kilo aatta dedo.
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
Thursday 9 August 2012
1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai“ :-D:-D
Math Ke Master Ne Ek Din Class
Mein Pappu Se Puchha
Master: “Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi
Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur
Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi?”
Pappu: “Ji, 7”
Master: “Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara
Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main
Tumhe
2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi
Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni
Billiya
Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu: “Master Ji 7”
Master: “Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag
Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar Main
Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur
Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas
Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge?”
Pappu: “Ji 6”
Master Khush Hote Hue: “Bahut
Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi
Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur
Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi?”
Pappu: “7”
Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Aur
Vo
Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue Bola
Master: “Abe Sale Tere Pas 7
Kidhar
Se Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu Bhi Gali Dete Hue Bola:
“Abe Bhootni Ke Kyunki Mere Pas
Ghar
Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai“ :-D:-D
Mein Pappu Se Puchha
Master: “Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi
Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur
Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi?”
Pappu: “Ji, 7”
Master: “Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara
Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main
Tumhe
2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi
Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni
Billiya
Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu: “Master Ji 7”
Master: “Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag
Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar Main
Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur
Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas
Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge?”
Pappu: “Ji 6”
Master Khush Hote Hue: “Bahut
Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi
Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur
Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi?”
Pappu: “7”
Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Aur
Vo
Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue Bola
Master: “Abe Sale Tere Pas 7
Kidhar
Se Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu Bhi Gali Dete Hue Bola:
“Abe Bhootni Ke Kyunki Mere Pas
Ghar
Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai“ :-D:-D
Wednesday 8 August 2012
Class Ki Group Photo
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teachar Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
.
.
.
Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye dekogeto
Kahoge,,,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..!
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh
Gya..!
pappu gusse se Bola: or Ye Humari
Teachar Hai Jinka dehant Ho gya...
Teachar Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
.
.
.
Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye dekogeto
Kahoge,,,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..!
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh
Gya..!
pappu gusse se Bola: or Ye Humari
Teachar Hai Jinka dehant Ho gya...
Saturday 4 August 2012
Master Ji....
Hindi Ki Class Mein Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip Khhuli Dekh Kar Ladkiyaan Zor Zor Se Husne Lagi. Master Ji Bole: “Zyaada Hehe Ki To Bahar Nikal Ke Khada Kar Dunga“
Friday 3 August 2012
Bihari jokes
A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one
Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e WillsI won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said
"Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one
Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e WillsI won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said
"Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".
Wednesday 1 August 2012
Rakhi made our relationship powerful
Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.
Kya Bataoo Yaaroo
Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Sunday 29 July 2012
Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He.
Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai
Har Ladki Ko Aap Ka Intezar Hai
Ye Aap Ka Koi Kamal Nahi
Kuch He Dino Me Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He.
Har Ladki Ko Aap Ka Intezar Hai
Ye Aap Ka Koi Kamal Nahi
Kuch He Dino Me Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He.
Dosti nazaro se ho to use kudarat kahate hai
Dosti nazaro se ho to use kudarat kahate hai,
Sitaro se ho to use zannat kahate hai,
Husan se ho to use mohabbat kahate hai,
Aur dosti aapse ho to use kismat kahate hai…
Sitaro se ho to use zannat kahate hai,
Husan se ho to use mohabbat kahate hai,
Aur dosti aapse ho to use kismat kahate hai…
Teri dhadkan kahan hai
Tere dosti me ek nasha hai,
Tabhi to yeh saari duniya hamse khafa hai,
Naa karo hamse itni dosti,
Ki dil hi hamse puchhe teri dhadkan kahan hai
Tabhi to yeh saari duniya hamse khafa hai,
Naa karo hamse itni dosti,
Ki dil hi hamse puchhe teri dhadkan kahan hai
Bhool Na Jana
Sapno ko Sapna Mankar Bhool Na jana
Dil ki Armano Ko Chod Na Dena
Tum Mein Kashish Hai Kuch Pane ki
Na Mumkin Samajhkar Chod Na dena”
Dil ki Armano Ko Chod Na Dena
Tum Mein Kashish Hai Kuch Pane ki
Na Mumkin Samajhkar Chod Na dena”
Dil Todkar Muskura Rahe Ho
Jo Wada Kiya Hai Wo Nibhana Hoga,
Ek Din Laut Kar Tumhe Aana Hoga,
Dil Todkar Muskura Rahe Ho Aaj,
Dekhna Ek Din Tumhe Bhi Pachtana Hoga…
Ek Din Laut Kar Tumhe Aana Hoga,
Dil Todkar Muskura Rahe Ho Aaj,
Dekhna Ek Din Tumhe Bhi Pachtana Hoga…
Johny, The American
A Paksitani boy got admission in an American school.
Teacher: What's your name ?
Boy: Ahmad
Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today.
Boy went home. Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad?
Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny.
Mom & Dad both got offended and beat himup.
Next day he was back to school, all bruised.
Teacher: What happend Johnny?
Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistanis.
Teacher: What's your name ?
Boy: Ahmad
Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today.
Boy went home. Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad?
Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny.
Mom & Dad both got offended and beat himup.
Next day he was back to school, all bruised.
Teacher: What happend Johnny?
Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistanis.
The Golfer and the Ant Hill
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing.
Clouds of dirt and sandand ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot.
So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sandand ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.
Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are we going to do?"
Said the other ant: "I don't know about you,but I'm going to get on the ball."
Clouds of dirt and sandand ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot.
So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sandand ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.
Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are we going to do?"
Said the other ant: "I don't know about you,but I'm going to get on the ball."
FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need AJob ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : ExplainYourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance.... ?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need AJob ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : ExplainYourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance.... ?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.
Friday 27 July 2012
Different varities of mom..
Different varities of mom..
.
Dr MUMMY
"ek thapad padhega to theek ho
jaoge"
.
AaLSI MUMMy
"ek baat tmhe kitni bar batani
padhti h"
.
DHAMKANE WALI MUMMY
"Aane do papa ko, tmhari shikayat
karungi"
.
Purani MUMMY
"Jb me tmhari umar ki thi to ghar
ki sari zimedari sambhalti thi"
.
Feture WALI MUMMY
"Mjhe pata tha, yeh tute ga"
.
CONFUSED MUMMY
"me insan hu k machine!?"
.
SELFISH MUMMY
"lunch me parathe tmare liye diye
the ya tmare dosto k liye?"
.
SHAKKI MUMMY
"10 me se 10 no.. zrur tmne
cheatin ki hogi":-P
.
Par inn sb ke baad b
BEST hai hum sbki MUMMY:-):-)
Love you mom
how many of you loves your
mom ???hit like & cmnt
.
Dr MUMMY
"ek thapad padhega to theek ho
jaoge"
.
AaLSI MUMMy
"ek baat tmhe kitni bar batani
padhti h"
.
DHAMKANE WALI MUMMY
"Aane do papa ko, tmhari shikayat
karungi"
.
Purani MUMMY
"Jb me tmhari umar ki thi to ghar
ki sari zimedari sambhalti thi"
.
Feture WALI MUMMY
"Mjhe pata tha, yeh tute ga"
.
CONFUSED MUMMY
"me insan hu k machine!?"
.
SELFISH MUMMY
"lunch me parathe tmare liye diye
the ya tmare dosto k liye?"
.
SHAKKI MUMMY
"10 me se 10 no.. zrur tmne
cheatin ki hogi":-P
.
Par inn sb ke baad b
BEST hai hum sbki MUMMY:-):-)
Love you mom
how many of you loves your
mom ???hit like & cmnt
Sardar Ji to Laloo
Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
Thursday 26 July 2012
Don't play with students
Question: "How to Kill an Ant??"
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
&
keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.
Push ant in to it.. =!!
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant..!! =|
MORAL:
Don't Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
&
keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.
Push ant in to it.. =!!
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant..!! =|
MORAL:
Don't Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..
Andaaz Acha Lagta Hai
Fuloo me gulab achha lagta hai…
Neendoan mai khuwab achha lagta hai…
Tum u he muskuratey raho,
tumhara andaj achha lagta hai….
Neendoan mai khuwab achha lagta hai…
Tum u he muskuratey raho,
tumhara andaj achha lagta hai….
A perfect girl doesnt exist
A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..
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,
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.
.
.
.
And Doesn't ExiSts.. :D :D
Clappinggg
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..
.
,
.
.
.
.
.
And Doesn't ExiSts.. :D :D
Clappinggg
Laughter Dose
Ek Aurat coma Me chali Gai
Pati Murda Samjh kar Jalane chala...Raste me arthi Khambe se Takrane se aurat ko Hosh aa gaya
1 saal Baad Aurat Sach me mar gayi
Sab Log RAM NAM SATYA hai bolte ja rhe the
Lekin Pati Ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi
KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA kea
Pati Murda Samjh kar Jalane chala...Raste me arthi Khambe se Takrane se aurat ko Hosh aa gaya
1 saal Baad Aurat Sach me mar gayi
Sab Log RAM NAM SATYA hai bolte ja rhe the
Lekin Pati Ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi
KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA kea
Laughter Dose
Ek Aurat coma Me chali Gai
Pati Murda Samjh kar Jalane chala...Raste me arthi Khambe se Takrane se aurat ko Hosh aa gaya
1 saal Baad Aurat Sach me mar gayi
Sab Log RAM NAM SATYA hai bolte ja rhe the
Lekin Pati Ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi
KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA kea
Pati Murda Samjh kar Jalane chala...Raste me arthi Khambe se Takrane se aurat ko Hosh aa gaya
1 saal Baad Aurat Sach me mar gayi
Sab Log RAM NAM SATYA hai bolte ja rhe the
Lekin Pati Ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi
KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA kea
Amazing love story of the year
Amazing love story of the year....
Girl: or mera kutta kesa hai??
boy: mein teek kamini tu
bol??...
girl- mein b teek or zaleel kya ho rha hai
Boy- kuch ni ullu ki pathi tu bata??girl- mein tujhse baat kar rahi hu na manhoos.
Boy- acha kamini...
girl- chal dafa ho kuttay
boy-tu bi fut le
this is called true lovez...
Girl: or mera kutta kesa hai??
boy: mein teek kamini tu
bol??...
girl- mein b teek or zaleel kya ho rha hai
Boy- kuch ni ullu ki pathi tu bata??girl- mein tujhse baat kar rahi hu na manhoos.
Boy- acha kamini...
girl- chal dafa ho kuttay
boy-tu bi fut le
this is called true lovez...
Wednesday 25 July 2012
Pura din ladkiyon se kyun baate karta hai
Teacher to student: nalayak class mein pura din ladkiyon se kyun baate karta hai..
Student: madam mai gareeb hun , mere sms b free ni hain aur fb ka recharge b ni kar sakta..
Student: madam mai gareeb hun , mere sms b free ni hain aur fb ka recharge b ni kar sakta..
Sunday 22 July 2012
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho,
Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?"
jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho,
Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?"
Thursday 19 July 2012
GEETA me likha hai karam karo fal ki chinta mat karo.
Pdhai kro fail hone se mat dro
Ldkiyan chedo bdnami se mat dro
Hr ldki ko prpos kro inkar se mat dro
Kyun ki GEETA me likha hai karam karo fal ki chinta mat karo.
Ldkiyan chedo bdnami se mat dro
Hr ldki ko prpos kro inkar se mat dro
Kyun ki GEETA me likha hai karam karo fal ki chinta mat karo.
Wednesday 18 July 2012
It's Love you won't Understand
A Five year old boy was try to write a letter
Dad: what are you writing my son?
Son: Love letter to my girlfriend
Dad: do u know how to write?
Son: No!! So what She also doesn't know how to read It's Love Dad you won't
Understand :P ;)
Dad: what are you writing my son?
Son: Love letter to my girlfriend
Dad: do u know how to write?
Son: No!! So what She also doesn't know how to read It's Love Dad you won't
Understand :P ;)
Tuesday 17 July 2012
CHOOSE CAREER CAREFULY
10 year Income......
Teacher 25 Lakh
Engineer 45 Lakh
IAS 70 Lakh
Dr. 1 Crore
Nirmal baba 238 Crore
Ramdev 1177 Crore
Satyasai 4000 crore
CHOOSE CAREER CAREFULY
Chhodo Ghar baar,
chalo Haridwar....... ........
♥ V ♥
Teacher 25 Lakh
Engineer 45 Lakh
IAS 70 Lakh
Dr. 1 Crore
Nirmal baba 238 Crore
Ramdev 1177 Crore
Satyasai 4000 crore
CHOOSE CAREER CAREFULY
Chhodo Ghar baar,
chalo Haridwar....... ........
♥ V ♥
Monday 16 July 2012
Really girls are so intelligent...:
Really girls are so intelligent...: )
Boy: hey i have just intalled windows8 in mypc :D
Girl: kis jamaane ka hai gawaar..i'm using window98..jaane kaha kaha se chale aate h!!
(ladka chup hi ho gya,u know we shud neva argue with Idiots or the person watching wont be able to tell the difference:P :P)
Boy: hey i have just intalled windows8 in mypc :D
Girl: kis jamaane ka hai gawaar..i'm using window98..jaane kaha kaha se chale aate h!!
(ladka chup hi ho gya,u know we shud neva argue with Idiots or the person watching wont be able to tell the difference:P :P)
ye pyar kya hota hai
Larki (sharma k):
Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
Larka:
Pyar ka rishta 2 insanon main
Wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k
darmiyan pani ka hota hai Farz
karo
Larka=cement
Larki=rait
Love=pani
Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas
main
mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi
honge Lekin
Agar in main pani mix kar diya
jaye to
koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
Larki (hans k):
Kameenay tu CIVIL ENGINEER hai
na?;):-)
Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
Larka:
Pyar ka rishta 2 insanon main
Wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k
darmiyan pani ka hota hai Farz
karo
Larka=cement
Larki=rait
Love=pani
Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas
main
mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi
honge Lekin
Agar in main pani mix kar diya
jaye to
koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
Larki (hans k):
Kameenay tu CIVIL ENGINEER hai
na?;):-)
Sunday 15 July 2012
Subha aram se utho.
Agar subah jaldi uthnese
takat,
buddhhi,
aur dhan badhta hai,
to paperwala aur dudhwala sabsetandrust / amir hota..
galatfaimi me mat jayiye;
aramse utiiye.
takat,
buddhhi,
aur dhan badhta hai,
to paperwala aur dudhwala sabsetandrust / amir hota..
galatfaimi me mat jayiye;
aramse utiiye.
Time pass kar rahe hai....
Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe
the..
1st- Kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Lahore se
1st- Wahan se to main bhi
araha hun... Lahore me kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd- Iqbal town
1st- Wahan se to main bhi
araha hun ye batao Iqbal town
me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Street 2 se...
1st- Wahan se to main bhi
araha hun ye batao street 2 se
kis ke ghar se arahe ho?
2nd- Basheer sahab ke ghar se
1st- Wahaan se to main bhi
araha hun aacha ye batao
kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Aas paas ke musafiron ne tang
aake kaha akhir tum dono ho
kaun??
Dono bole- Hum dono bhai hain,
time pass kar rahe hai.....>:O =))
the..
1st- Kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Lahore se
1st- Wahan se to main bhi
araha hun... Lahore me kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd- Iqbal town
1st- Wahan se to main bhi
araha hun ye batao Iqbal town
me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Street 2 se...
1st- Wahan se to main bhi
araha hun ye batao street 2 se
kis ke ghar se arahe ho?
2nd- Basheer sahab ke ghar se
1st- Wahaan se to main bhi
araha hun aacha ye batao
kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Aas paas ke musafiron ne tang
aake kaha akhir tum dono ho
kaun??
Dono bole- Hum dono bhai hain,
time pass kar rahe hai.....>:O =))
4 bewakoof doston ki kahani.
4 bewakoof doston ne mil ke petrol pump khola.
1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
Kyun..?
petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?
petrol pump ka board nai hataya..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
2 dost aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khud dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu.?
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
Kyu..?
bachhe ka bap bhi un bewakoofon ka dost tha..
1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
Kyun..?
petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?
petrol pump ka board nai hataya..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
2 dost aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khud dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu.?
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
Kyu..?
bachhe ka bap bhi un bewakoofon ka dost tha..
Rishtey nahi FARISHTEY aate hai.
Ek 80 saal ke bade miya ne shaadika "ADD" newspaper me diya
kuch din baad letter aya
Chacha, is umar me rishtey nahi FARISHTEY aate hai.
kuch din baad letter aya
Chacha, is umar me rishtey nahi FARISHTEY aate hai.
Monday 2 July 2012
Height of Bad English
Santa to Banta:
"Wen will u get married?"
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Banta- 1st i wil marry my younger sister,
then my father wil marry me
"Wen will u get married?"
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Banta- 1st i wil marry my younger sister,
then my father wil marry me
i m the class teacher of ur son
Lady on phone -
hi sir,
I want to meet and talk 2 u,
u r the father of my kid.
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MAN stunned,
omg! R u riya? ...no..
Anu?....no...
Pari? No
jasi? No
lady in confusion.
Lady : No sir i m the class teacher of ur son
hi sir,
I want to meet and talk 2 u,
u r the father of my kid.
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MAN stunned,
omg! R u riya? ...no..
Anu?....no...
Pari? No
jasi? No
lady in confusion.
Lady : No sir i m the class teacher of ur son
Tuhada dada kehra Aande dinda
Santa jor jor naal ro reha c..
Banta: kyon ro reha ae??
Santa: saadi kukdi mar gayi..
Banta: Sada dada mar gaya
assi taan v
nai roye..
Santa: Tuhada dada kehra
Aande dinda
c..hahahah
Banta: kyon ro reha ae??
Santa: saadi kukdi mar gayi..
Banta: Sada dada mar gaya
assi taan v
nai roye..
Santa: Tuhada dada kehra
Aande dinda
c..hahahah
NaamKe Pehle Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel
Kripya Ladkiya Apne NaamKe Pehle
Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel Na
Lagaaye,
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Kyunki Aapki Shakal Dekhne Ke Baad
Kaafi Ladkon Ka Angels Se Vishwaas
Uthta Nazar Aa Raha Hai. . .. .
sahi hai na bhailog ?:p:D:D:D:D:p
Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel Na
Lagaaye,
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Kyunki Aapki Shakal Dekhne Ke Baad
Kaafi Ladkon Ka Angels Se Vishwaas
Uthta Nazar Aa Raha Hai. . .. .
sahi hai na bhailog ?:p:D:D:D:D:p
Wednesday 27 June 2012
Santa Looking At Dog
Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
Santa Falling In Love
Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv
Santa and Teacher
Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? Santa: Airhostess!
Banta Ka Dukh
Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhitha?? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni mannato k baad ladka hua wo bhi itna sa...!
Santa and his wife
Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bivi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Super Killer Joke
Super Killer Joke
Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each
other
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girl- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii??????
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boy- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le. ;( :P :D o.O
boy rock girl shock :D
Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each
other
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girl- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii??????
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boy- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le. ;( :P :D o.O
boy rock girl shock :D
Gandi wali Bezzati...
Gandi wali Bezzati...
Bf to Gf :
jaan tum kal mere sapne main
aayi thi you were lookng very cute :)
Gf. Khush hokar, hmm ? sach much
Bf.. Haa baba such much.
Gf .. Sapne main ham donokya kar rahe the ?
Bf.. I was eating Cadbury Milk !
Main akele hi kha raha tha or tum
bhooky bhikari k andaz main keh
rahi thi k plz. Beshak Chocolate naa dena but
wrappar to de dena
chatne k liye..
Bf to Gf :
jaan tum kal mere sapne main
aayi thi you were lookng very cute :)
Gf. Khush hokar, hmm ? sach much
Bf.. Haa baba such much.
Gf .. Sapne main ham donokya kar rahe the ?
Bf.. I was eating Cadbury Milk !
Main akele hi kha raha tha or tum
bhooky bhikari k andaz main keh
rahi thi k plz. Beshak Chocolate naa dena but
wrappar to de dena
chatne k liye..
Monday 25 June 2012
Santa k ghar Beti paida hui
Santa k ghar Beti paida hui
Biwi : suno ji jb ye badi hogi to sab
ladke ise cherenge
Santa : mane iska solution dhund lia
hai, hum iska naam Didi rakhenge
Biwi : suno ji jb ye badi hogi to sab
ladke ise cherenge
Santa : mane iska solution dhund lia
hai, hum iska naam Didi rakhenge
Halmet kha Hai..................
Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko TRAFFIC policene rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai?Fine lagega.Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !
Santa's girfriend
Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to maintujhse hi karunga!
Gadhe ki baat sun lene do.
Santa ghabraye huye ghar aaye aur biwi se
bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha
ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy,
Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne
phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam,
main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek
gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola:“Mummy, Rita
ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke
liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle
gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha
ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy,
Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne
phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam,
main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek
gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola:“Mummy, Rita
ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke
liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle
gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
Sunday 24 June 2012
B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,
M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .
Girl:
Aaj Office Jaaty Hi B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,
Frnd: Kyun ???
Girl:
W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa.
Girl:
Aaj Office Jaaty Hi B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,
Frnd: Kyun ???
Girl:
W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa.
Titanic dekh kar kya sikha
Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.
Dr. hain?
1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.
Dard ke waja se bahut ahista sepucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao.
Dard ke waja se bahut ahista sepucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao.
Friday 22 June 2012
Sundari bola hai toh......
A beggar : O Sundari andha hoon, 5 rupeeye dede.
Husband said to his wife : Dede! tujhe sundari bola hai toh andha hee hoga
Husband said to his wife : Dede! tujhe sundari bola hai toh andha hee hoga
Rasta bhatak gaye hai.
Yaad mein tumhari mujheloose motions lag gaye hai.
Hai toh ye aasu...
par lagta hai rasta bhatak gaye hai.
Hai toh ye aasu...
par lagta hai rasta bhatak gaye hai.
Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.
I wanna ask u sumthng.
U might nt lik it but i needur ans..
Its abt my life n if u dnt ans it may spoil our relation.
Tell me..............................................
Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.
U might nt lik it but i needur ans..
Its abt my life n if u dnt ans it may spoil our relation.
Tell me..............................................
Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.
Love is an illusion...
Love is an illusion...
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people....
People with strong heartsbelieve in flirting!!!
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people....
People with strong heartsbelieve in flirting!!!
Paper Ki Roti,
Notes Ka Aachaar,
Books Ki Chatni,
Question Ki Bahar,
Teachers Ki Dushmani,
Doston Ka pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Aanewale EXAM ka EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR !
Notes Ka Aachaar,
Books Ki Chatni,
Question Ki Bahar,
Teachers Ki Dushmani,
Doston Ka pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Aanewale EXAM ka EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR !
Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time
Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli-
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Mein to 1100 Lungi,
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2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi,
piche se,
pappu bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhihe..!!
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Mein to 1100 Lungi,
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2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi,
piche se,
pappu bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhihe..!!
एग्ज़ॅम और सुहाग रात के बाद
एग्ज़ॅम और सुहाग रात के बाद कामन डाइलॉग-
कैसा हुआ.?
अच्छा हुआ,
थोड़ा बड़ा था
थोड़ा छूट गया,
आता था पर ठीक से कर नही पया.
फिर भी जैसा हुआ अच्छा हुआ.
कैसा हुआ.?
अच्छा हुआ,
थोड़ा बड़ा था
थोड़ा छूट गया,
आता था पर ठीक से कर नही पया.
फिर भी जैसा हुआ अच्छा हुआ.
Funny Indian Girl
Ganv Ki Ladki Se FriendshipKarne Ka Natija;
Ladki Ladki Se….
Ye Lo Meri Pen Drive Aur Ismein Facebook Ka Software Daal Ke Do, Mein Bhi Facebook Par Chatting Karungi !
Ladki Ladki Se….
Ye Lo Meri Pen Drive Aur Ismein Facebook Ka Software Daal Ke Do, Mein Bhi Facebook Par Chatting Karungi !
Sali: jeeja ji plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me agley hafty dy dun gi
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jeeja: tum 1000 lelo magarabhi do ..
Jinko smj aya fwd kre baki bachay pogo mt dekho kabhi samaj ny ki koshish b karo
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jeeja: tum 1000 lelo magarabhi do ..
Jinko smj aya fwd kre baki bachay pogo mt dekho kabhi samaj ny ki koshish b karo
Wednesday 30 May 2012
Golden Words By Hitler
Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
Thursday 24 May 2012
Mallika Sherawat Ka Income Tax Return
Income Tax Officer Zor Zor Se Has Raha Tha.
Clerk: “Kya Hua?”
Officer: “Mallika Sherawat Ka Return Hai”
Clerk: “To?”
Officer: “Kapde Pehnti Nahi Aur Laundry Ka Bil 11 Lakh Bataya Hai“
Clerk: “Kya Hua?”
Officer: “Mallika Sherawat Ka Return Hai”
Clerk: “To?”
Officer: “Kapde Pehnti Nahi Aur Laundry Ka Bil 11 Lakh Bataya Hai“
Computer Ke Deewane Bachhe
Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ko Parle G Biscuit Ka Packet Dikhate Hue Puchha
Madam: “Bacho, Batao Parle G Ke Packet Pe Jo Green Dot Bana Hai Usaka Matlab Kya Hai ?”
Student: “Mam, Isaka Matlab Parle G Online Baithe Hain“
Madam: “Bacho, Batao Parle G Ke Packet Pe Jo Green Dot Bana Hai Usaka Matlab Kya Hai ?”
Student: “Mam, Isaka Matlab Parle G Online Baithe Hain“
Ladke Ka Dimaag
Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Friend Se Puchha: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Ladka: “Makkhiya Maar Raha Hoon”
Ladki: “Kitni Mari?”
Ladka: “3 Male Aur 2 Female”
Ladki Hairani Se: “Kaise Malum?”
Ladka: “Kyoki 3 Daru Ki Botal Se Chipki Thi Aur 2 Phone Se“
Ladka: “Makkhiya Maar Raha Hoon”
Ladki: “Kitni Mari?”
Ladka: “3 Male Aur 2 Female”
Ladki Hairani Se: “Kaise Malum?”
Ladka: “Kyoki 3 Daru Ki Botal Se Chipki Thi Aur 2 Phone Se“
Ladkiya To Roj Nahati Hai
Santa College Mein Ek Ladki Se Bola
Santa: “Tum Nahati Nahi Ho Kya?”
Ladki: “Main To Roz Nahati Hoon, But Tumne Aisa Kyun Pucha?”
Santa Huste Hue: “Kabhi Dekha Nahi Na Isliye Pucha“
Santa: “Tum Nahati Nahi Ho Kya?”
Ladki: “Main To Roz Nahati Hoon, But Tumne Aisa Kyun Pucha?”
Santa Huste Hue: “Kabhi Dekha Nahi Na Isliye Pucha“
Chala Tha Bhagwan Ji Ko Lootne
Ek Ladke Ne Ameer Hone Ke Liye Bhagwan Ki Tapasya Ki, Aakhir Ek Din Bhagwan Ji Parkat Ho Gaye
Ladka: “Bhagwan Ji, 1 Arab Saal Aapke Liye Kitne Samaye Ke Barabar Hote Hai?”
Bhagwan: “Ek Minute Ke”
Boy: “Aur 1 Arab Rupya?”
Bhagwan: “Ek Paise Ke Barabar”
Boy Kameene Pan Se: “To Bhagwan Ji Please Mujhe Ek Paisa De Do”
Bhagwan Muskurate Hue: “Jarur, Bas Ek Minute Mein Deta Hoon“
Ladka: “Bhagwan Ji, 1 Arab Saal Aapke Liye Kitne Samaye Ke Barabar Hote Hai?”
Bhagwan: “Ek Minute Ke”
Boy: “Aur 1 Arab Rupya?”
Bhagwan: “Ek Paise Ke Barabar”
Boy Kameene Pan Se: “To Bhagwan Ji Please Mujhe Ek Paisa De Do”
Bhagwan Muskurate Hue: “Jarur, Bas Ek Minute Mein Deta Hoon“
Wednesday 23 May 2012
Hotel Wale Akhir Kyu Lootte Hai Humko
Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya
Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola
Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”
Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“
Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola
Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”
Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“
Indian Lifestyle
Daughter: “Sorry Dad, I Got Married Yesterday, I Forgot To Inform You”
Dad: “Its Ok My Child, But Don’t Forget To Invite me "Next Time“
Dad: “Its Ok My Child, But Don’t Forget To Invite me "Next Time“
Chamdi Chali Jaye Par Damdi Na Jaye
Kanjus Lala Muftimal Ko Bijli Ki Taar Choo Lene Ki Wajah Se Current Ka Jatka Laga.
Biwi Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Aap Theek To Ho Na?”
Kanjus: “Main Theek Hoon Tu Meter Dekh, Unit Kitne Badhe?“
Biwi Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Aap Theek To Ho Na?”
Kanjus: “Main Theek Hoon Tu Meter Dekh, Unit Kitne Badhe?“
Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tuesday 22 May 2012
Bhaad me gayi duniyadari
Ek bacha:
boy girl ko kiss karte hue
dekh
leta h..
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do
warna main
apke
papa ko bata dunga..
Ladki- Le yaar tu bhi karle, ...
Bacha kafi try karta h, pr
wo height me
kam
reh jata h,
Baccha pareshan ho kr
"Bhaad me gayi
duniyadari"jo kam galat he
... vo galat hai. Main to
bataunga...
Ek aadmi God se
Ek aadmi God se
Tune bachpana diya cheenliya,
jawani di cheenli,
paisa diya wapas le liya,
ab ye biwi di hai to de kar lena bhool gaya kya..!!
Exam and Rowdy Rathore
Exam + Rowdy Rathore
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Jo main padhta hu wo main likhta hoon..
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aur..
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Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon..!!
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