Wednesday 30 May 2012

Golden Words By Hitler

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Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?

Thursday 24 May 2012

Mallika Sherawat Ka Income Tax Return

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Income Tax Officer Zor Zor Se Has Raha Tha.

Clerk: “Kya Hua?”

Officer: “Mallika Sherawat Ka Return Hai”

Clerk: “To?”

Officer: “Kapde Pehnti Nahi Aur Laundry Ka Bil 11 Lakh Bataya Hai“

Computer Ke Deewane Bachhe

Posted by Unknown on 13:51 Be The First To Comment
Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ko Parle G Biscuit Ka Packet Dikhate Hue Puchha

Madam: “Bacho, Batao Parle G Ke Packet Pe Jo Green Dot Bana Hai Usaka Matlab Kya Hai ?”

Student: “Mam, Isaka Matlab Parle G Online Baithe Hain“

Ladke Ka Dimaag

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Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Friend Se Puchha: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Ladka: “Makkhiya Maar Raha Hoon”

Ladki: “Kitni Mari?”

Ladka: “3 Male Aur 2 Female”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kaise Malum?”

Ladka: “Kyoki 3 Daru Ki Botal Se Chipki Thi Aur 2 Phone Se“

Ladkiya To Roj Nahati Hai

Posted by Unknown on 13:42 Be The First To Comment
Santa College Mein Ek Ladki Se Bola

Santa: “Tum Nahati Nahi Ho Kya?”

Ladki: “Main To Roz Nahati Hoon, But Tumne Aisa Kyun Pucha?”

Santa Huste Hue: “Kabhi Dekha Nahi Na Isliye Pucha“

Chala Tha Bhagwan Ji Ko Lootne

Posted by Unknown on 13:39 Be The First To Comment
Ek Ladke Ne Ameer Hone Ke Liye Bhagwan Ki Tapasya Ki, Aakhir Ek Din Bhagwan Ji Parkat Ho Gaye

Ladka: “Bhagwan Ji, 1 Arab Saal Aapke Liye Kitne Samaye Ke Barabar Hote Hai?”

Bhagwan: “Ek Minute Ke”

Boy: “Aur 1 Arab Rupya?”

Bhagwan: “Ek Paise Ke Barabar”

Boy Kameene Pan Se: “To Bhagwan Ji Please Mujhe Ek Paisa De Do”

Bhagwan Muskurate Hue: “Jarur, Bas Ek Minute Mein Deta Hoon“

Wednesday 23 May 2012

Hotel Wale Akhir Kyu Lootte Hai Humko

Posted by Unknown on 13:55 Be The First To Comment
Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya

Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola

Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”

Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“

Indian Lifestyle

Posted by Unknown on 13:53 Be The First To Comment
Daughter: “Sorry Dad, I Got Married Yesterday, I Forgot To Inform You”

Dad: “Its Ok My Child, But Don’t Forget To Invite me "Next Time“

Chamdi Chali Jaye Par Damdi Na Jaye

Posted by Unknown on 13:51 Be The First To Comment
Kanjus Lala Muftimal Ko Bijli Ki Taar Choo Lene Ki Wajah Se Current Ka Jatka Laga.

Biwi Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Aap Theek To Ho Na?”

Kanjus: “Main Theek Hoon Tu Meter Dekh, Unit Kitne Badhe?“

Faatak Band Hote Hai

Posted by Unknown on 13:41 Be The First To Comment
Santa2Banta:
SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

Tuesday 22 May 2012

Bhaad me gayi duniyadari

Posted by Unknown on 13:39 Be The First To Comment

Ek bacha:
boy girl ko kiss karte hue
dekh
leta h..
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do
warna main
apke
papa ko bata dunga..
Ladki- Le yaar tu bhi karle, ...
Bacha kafi try karta h, pr
wo height me
kam
reh jata h,
Baccha pareshan ho kr
"Bhaad me gayi
duniyadari"jo kam galat he
... vo galat hai. Main to
bataunga...

Ek aadmi God se

Posted by Unknown on 11:42 Be The First To Comment
Ek aadmi God se
Tune bachpana diya cheenliya,
jawani di cheenli,
paisa diya wapas le liya,
ab ye biwi di hai to de kar lena bhool gaya kya..!!

Exam and Rowdy Rathore

Posted by Unknown on 11:33 Be The First To Comment
Exam + Rowdy Rathore
.
.
.
Jo main padhta hu wo main likhta hoon..
.
.
aur..
.
.
Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon..!!
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