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Wednesday 27 June 2012

Santa Looking At Dog

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Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Santa Falling In Love

Posted by Unknown on 06:58 Be The First To Comment

Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv

Murga Kaun Banna

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Santa: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya. Banta: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu?

Santa and Teacher

Posted by Unknown on 06:52 Be The First To Comment

Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? Santa: Airhostess!

Banta Ka Dukh

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Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhitha?? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni mannato k baad ladka hua wo bhi itna sa...!

Santa and his wife

Posted by Unknown on 06:47 Be The First To Comment

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bivi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Super Killer Joke

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Super Killer Joke
Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each
other
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girl- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii??????
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boy- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le. ;( :P :D o.O
boy rock girl shock :D

Gandi wali Bezzati...

Posted by Unknown on 00:39 Be The First To Comment

Gandi wali Bezzati...
Bf to Gf :
jaan tum kal mere sapne main
aayi thi you were lookng very cute :)
Gf. Khush hokar, hmm ? sach much
Bf.. Haa baba such much.
Gf .. Sapne main ham donokya kar rahe the ?
Bf.. I was eating Cadbury Milk !
Main akele hi kha raha tha or tum
bhooky bhikari k andaz main keh
rahi thi k plz. Beshak Chocolate naa dena but
wrappar to de dena
chatne k liye..

Santa k ghar Beti paida hui

Posted by Unknown on 18:47 Be The First To Comment

Santa k ghar Beti paida hui
Biwi : suno ji jb ye badi hogi to sab
ladke ise cherenge
Santa : mane iska solution dhund lia
hai, hum iska naam Didi rakhenge

Halmet kha Hai..................

Posted by Unknown on 14:56 Be The First To Comment

Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko TRAFFIC policene rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai?Fine lagega.Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !

Santa's girfriend

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Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to maintujhse hi karunga!

Gadhe ki baat sun lene do.

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Santa ghabraye huye ghar aaye aur biwi se
bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha
ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy,
Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne
phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam,
main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek
gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola:“Mummy, Rita
ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke
liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle
gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

Defination of marriage

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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter..!! :P :P

B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,

Posted by Unknown on 08:11 Be The First To Comment

M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .
Girl:
Aaj Office Jaaty Hi B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,
Frnd: Kyun ???
Girl:
W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa.

Titanic dekh kar kya sikha

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Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.

Dr. hain?

Posted by Unknown on 07:56 Be The First To Comment

1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.
Dard ke waja se bahut ahista sepucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao.

Sundari bola hai toh......

Posted by Unknown on 20:30 Be The First To Comment

A beggar : O Sundari andha hoon, 5 rupeeye dede.
Husband said to his wife : Dede! tujhe sundari bola hai toh andha hee hoga

Rasta bhatak gaye hai.

Posted by Unknown on 20:26 Be The First To Comment

Yaad mein tumhari mujheloose motions lag gaye hai.
Hai toh ye aasu...
par lagta hai rasta bhatak gaye hai.

Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.

Posted by Unknown on 20:23 Be The First To Comment

I wanna ask u sumthng.
U might nt lik it but i needur ans..
Its abt my life n if u dnt ans it may spoil our relation.
Tell me..............................................
Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.

Love is an illusion...

Posted by Unknown on 20:21 Be The First To Comment

Love is an illusion...
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people....
People with strong heartsbelieve in flirting!!!

Posted by Unknown on 20:18 Be The First To Comment

Paper Ki Roti,
Notes Ka Aachaar,
Books Ki Chatni,
Question Ki Bahar,
Teachers Ki Dushmani,
Doston Ka pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Aanewale EXAM ka EMOTIONAL ATYACHAAR !

Posted by Unknown on 00:00 Be The First To Comment

Sali: jeeja ji plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me agley hafty dy dun gi
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jeeja: tum 1000 lelo magarabhi do ..
Jinko smj aya fwd kre baki bachay pogo mt dekho kabhi samaj ny ki koshish b karo

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