Time pass kar rahe hai....

Train me 2 aadmi safar kar rahe
the..
1st- Kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Lahore se
1st- Wahan se to main bhi
araha hun... Lahore me kahan se
arahe ho?
2nd- Iqbal town
1st- Wahan se to main bhi
araha hun ye batao Iqbal town
me kahan se arahe ho?
2nd- Street 2 se...
1st- Wahan se to main bhi
araha hun ye batao street 2 se
kis ke ghar se arahe ho?
2nd- Basheer sahab ke ghar se
1st- Wahaan se to main bhi
araha hun aacha ye batao
kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Aas paas ke musafiron ne tang
aake kaha akhir tum dono ho
kaun??
Dono bole- Hum dono bhai hain,
time pass kar rahe hai.....>:O =))

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4 bewakoof doston ki kahani.

4 bewakoof doston ne mil ke petrol pump khola.
1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
Kyun..?
petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?
petrol pump ka board nai hataya..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
2 dost aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khud dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu.?
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
Kyu..?
bachhe ka bap bhi un bewakoofon ka dost tha..

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Rishtey nahi FARISHTEY aate hai.

Ek 80 saal ke bade miya ne shaadika "ADD" newspaper me diya
kuch din baad letter aya
Chacha, is umar me rishtey nahi FARISHTEY aate hai.

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Height of Bad English

Santa to Banta:
"Wen will u get married?"
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Banta- 1st i wil marry my younger sister,
then my father wil marry me

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i m the class teacher of ur son

Lady on phone -
hi sir,
I want to meet and talk 2 u,
u r the father of my kid.
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MAN stunned,
omg! R u riya? ...no..
Anu?....no...
Pari? No
jasi? No
lady in confusion.
Lady : No sir i m the class teacher of ur son

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Tuhada dada kehra Aande dinda

Santa jor jor naal ro reha c..
Banta: kyon ro reha ae??
Santa: saadi kukdi mar gayi..
Banta: Sada dada mar gaya
assi taan v
nai roye..
Santa: Tuhada dada kehra
Aande dinda
c..hahahah

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NaamKe Pehle Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel

Kripya Ladkiya Apne NaamKe Pehle
Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel Na
Lagaaye,
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Kyunki Aapki Shakal Dekhne Ke Baad
Kaafi Ladkon Ka Angels Se Vishwaas
Uthta Nazar Aa Raha Hai. . .. .
sahi hai na bhailog ?:p:D:D:D:D:p

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