Saturday, 11 August 2012

1 Kilo aatta dedo.

Posted by Unknown on 07:16 Be The First To Comment
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

Thursday, 9 August 2012

1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai“ :-D:-D

Posted by Unknown on 06:57 Be The First To Comment
Math Ke Master Ne Ek Din Class
Mein Pappu Se Puchha
Master: “Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi
Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur
Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi?”
Pappu: “Ji, 7”
Master: “Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara
Dhayan Se Suno, Agar Main
Tumhe
2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi
Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni
Billiya
Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu: “Master Ji 7”
Master: “Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag
Tarike Se Samjhata Hun, Agar Main
Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur
Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas
Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge?”
Pappu: “Ji 6”
Master Khush Hote Hue: “Bahut
Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi
Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur
Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho
Jayengi?”
Pappu: “7”
Master Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Aur
Vo
Pappu Ko Gaaliya Dete Hue Bola
Master: “Abe Sale Tere Pas 7
Kidhar
Se Ho Jayengi?”
Pappu Bhi Gali Dete Hue Bola:
“Abe Bhootni Ke Kyunki Mere Pas
Ghar
Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai“ :-D:-D

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Class Ki Group Photo

Posted by Unknown on 06:07 Be The First To Comment
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teachar Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
.
.
.
Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye dekogeto
Kahoge,,,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..!
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh
Gya..!
pappu gusse se Bola: or Ye Humari
Teachar Hai Jinka dehant Ho gya...

Saturday, 4 August 2012

Master Ji....

Posted by Unknown on 06:22 Be The First To Comment
Hindi Ki Class Mein Master Ji Ki Pant Ki Zip Khhuli Dekh Kar Ladkiyaan Zor Zor Se Husne Lagi. Master Ji Bole: “Zyaada Hehe Ki To Bahar Nikal Ke Khada Kar Dunga“

Friday, 3 August 2012

Bihari jokes

Posted by Unknown on 18:48 Be The First To Comment
A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one
Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e WillsI won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said
"Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Rakhi made our relationship powerful

Posted by Unknown on 03:02 Be The First To Comment
Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.

Kya Bataoo Yaaroo

Posted by Unknown on 02:56 Be The First To Comment
Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
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