Golden Words By Hitler

Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?

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Mallika Sherawat Ka Income Tax Return

Income Tax Officer Zor Zor Se Has Raha Tha.

Clerk: “Kya Hua?”

Officer: “Mallika Sherawat Ka Return Hai”

Clerk: “To?”

Officer: “Kapde Pehnti Nahi Aur Laundry Ka Bil 11 Lakh Bataya Hai“

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Computer Ke Deewane Bachhe

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ko Parle G Biscuit Ka Packet Dikhate Hue Puchha

Madam: “Bacho, Batao Parle G Ke Packet Pe Jo Green Dot Bana Hai Usaka Matlab Kya Hai ?”

Student: “Mam, Isaka Matlab Parle G Online Baithe Hain“

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Ladke Ka Dimaag

Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Friend Se Puchha: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Ladka: “Makkhiya Maar Raha Hoon”

Ladki: “Kitni Mari?”

Ladka: “3 Male Aur 2 Female”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kaise Malum?”

Ladka: “Kyoki 3 Daru Ki Botal Se Chipki Thi Aur 2 Phone Se“

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Ladkiya To Roj Nahati Hai

Santa College Mein Ek Ladki Se Bola

Santa: “Tum Nahati Nahi Ho Kya?”

Ladki: “Main To Roz Nahati Hoon, But Tumne Aisa Kyun Pucha?”

Santa Huste Hue: “Kabhi Dekha Nahi Na Isliye Pucha“

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Chala Tha Bhagwan Ji Ko Lootne

Ek Ladke Ne Ameer Hone Ke Liye Bhagwan Ki Tapasya Ki, Aakhir Ek Din Bhagwan Ji Parkat Ho Gaye

Ladka: “Bhagwan Ji, 1 Arab Saal Aapke Liye Kitne Samaye Ke Barabar Hote Hai?”

Bhagwan: “Ek Minute Ke”

Boy: “Aur 1 Arab Rupya?”

Bhagwan: “Ek Paise Ke Barabar”

Boy Kameene Pan Se: “To Bhagwan Ji Please Mujhe Ek Paisa De Do”

Bhagwan Muskurate Hue: “Jarur, Bas Ek Minute Mein Deta Hoon“

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Hotel Wale Akhir Kyu Lootte Hai Humko

Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya

Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola

Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”

Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“

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