Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Santa Looking At Dog

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Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Santa Falling In Love

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Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv

Murga Kaun Banna

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Santa: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya. Banta: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu?

Santa and Teacher

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Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? Santa: Airhostess!

Banta Ka Dukh

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Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhitha?? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni mannato k baad ladka hua wo bhi itna sa...!

Santa and his wife

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Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bivi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Super Killer Joke

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Super Killer Joke
Boy and girl are sitting..
.
2 dogs kissed each
other
.
girl- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii??????
.
boy- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le. ;( :P :D o.O
boy rock girl shock :D
 

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