Short Term Memory Loss

Short boy: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget

if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.


Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin.

 If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.

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Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge....

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…

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Anda Hi Kyun Deti Ho?

♥Cool shyamu♥ Ne Apni Math Ki Madam Se Ek Din Puchha
♥cool shyamu♥: “ Miss Kya Aap Murgi Hai? ”
Madam Hairani Se: “ Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho? Main Tumhe Murgi Nazar Aati Hu? ”
♥cool shyamu♥: “ To Miss Aap Mere Har Test Mein Anda Hi Kyun Deti Ho?

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Ishq Wahi Hai Jo Ho Ektarfa,

Ishq Wahi Hai Jo Ho Ektarfa,
Izhaar e Ishq To Khwahish Ban Jaati Hai,
Hai Agar Ishq To Aankho Mein Dekho ,
Zuban Kholne Se Ye Numaish Ban Jaati Hai..

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Kutta Kaat Na Le

Boy and girl are sitting..
.
2 dogs kissed each other
.
Girl- jaanu agar tum bura Na

mano to main bhii?????? .
BOy- ok, par sambhal ke..,
.
kahi
kutta kaat na le. 

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Homework & On the Bus

A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing." 

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Thinking about getting married.

 Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Funny Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

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